1.) " That's no casket... it's a space station."
2.) "You're gonna need a bigger urn."
3.) " Yo Adrian... HE DID IT!!!!"
4.) " He ain't got time to bleed... anymore."
5.) " Wow, what a totally amazing excellent funeral... NOT!"
6.) "Get away from him you bitches."
7.) " Matt Skillern's Blog really pumps my nads."
8.) " You're alright Skillusso."
9.) " That woman deserved her revenge... and he deserved to die."
10.) " Here's buryin' you, kid."
11.) "Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a bitch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk."
12.) "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let Matt Skillern's body rest peacfully now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
13.) " It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do."
14.) " If you want the ultimate, you've got to willing to pay that ultimate price. It's not tragic to die doing what you love."
15.) " Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in all my travels, his was the most... Human."
I will save some for another day! For now be kind to each other,find something that moves you and enjoy it!